Current open positions. Please review and contact us if interested.
Division: Mail room
Position: Systems Operator
The former employee passed away on the job after licking the toxic adhesive on the cheap wedding invitation envelopes George chose. You will be responsible for folding, stuffing, and licking a minimal of 12,000 envelopes a day.
JOB CODE: LLSEVEN
Division: Office Administration
Position: Assistant to the Traveling Secretary
Assist with all hotel reservations for the 2016 Campaign. You may be asked to make freshly squeezed orange juice in the morning for George. Be careful. Pulp can move, Baby!
JOB CODE: TSHAIR
Position: Hand Model
Work directly with Ray McKegney and prepare national advertisements. A lot of zooming in and out takes place during the photography shoots.
JOB CODE: HOTIRON